Characters.
P. Ultimate
A terrible, awful piece of shit who was burnt to a crisp by the sun. Now, P. Ultimate must make do with his decrepit and drankly disgusting body. "More baby mamas and more sugar daddies this way please!" A typical P.Ultimate saying.
Francis
Blue guy
Grease Crack
A red, gun-toting imitation of the Police, forged by the infamous Bilborakala to fight the SQUARE. Now he wanders Red Land committing crimes for the love of the game.
The Illusion
In kahoots with the SQUARE. With wretched hands does the Illusion control the authorities of Blibby City. Owns the casino. Piece of shit, but still morally a better person than P. Ultimate.
belmont
the prophecy
Charlie Kirk
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